A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender stops him and says, "Sorry, but we don't serve food in here."


A hamburger walks into a bar. "Beer, please," he says. The bartender replies, "Holy shit, a talking hamburger!"


A hamburger walks into a bar carrying jumper cables. The bartender eyes him suspiciously and says, "Okay, you can come in, but don't try to start anything!"


A hamburger walks into a bar carrying a slab of asphalt. "Pint please," he asks the bartender, "and one for the road."


A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, you're quite a celebrity in here. We've even got a sandwich named after you!" The hamburger looks confused and asks, "Really? You've got a sandwich named Steve?"


A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I'm hungry too," he adds. "Do you serve hamburgers here?"


A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Here you go. That'll be ten dollars please. You know, we don't get many hamburgers coming in here." The hamburger replies, "At your prices, I'm not surprised."


A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve hamburgers here!" The hamburger replies, "That's okay, I just want a drink."


A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a double. The bartender brings out a second hamburger that looks just like him.


A hamburger walks into a bar. That must have hurt.


A hamburger walks into a bar carrying a rather large kangaroo. "Where the heck did you get that thing?!" the bartender asks. "McDonald's," replies the kangaroo.


A hamburger walks into a bar and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog eat hamburgers?" asks the hamburger nervously. "No," replies the man. Relieved, the hamburger orders a drink. Suddenly, the dog bites off a big chunk of the hamburger. "Ouch!" exclaims the hamburger. "I thought you said your dog doesn't eat hamburgers!" "He doesn't," replies the man. "That's not my dog."


A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"


A hamburger walks into a bar and everyone runs out screaming hysterically.

The Hamburger asks the bartender "Why did everyone run out screaming when I came in"

The bartender says "Someone saw you coming and shouted 'Oh my go, theres a giant hot dog coming right at us' but someone else corrected him saying 'I think it is a little meatier'"

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